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'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Pampered and poodled.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

What price beauty?

'Mom's Spa'

Hair Traffic control.

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Complete Makeover

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

The quarantine self cut.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

Botox sharpei

"He looks so relaxed."

Beauty Bee

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"So what's your success rate?"