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'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Pampered and poodled.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

What price beauty?

'Mom's Spa'

Hair Traffic control.

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

Complete Makeover

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

The quarantine self cut.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Botox sharpei

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"So what's your success rate?"

"He looks so relaxed."