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'Too much botox, Mavis!'

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'This won't hurt.'

'It takes longer every week - they're bound to raise their prices soon!'

'Botox is one thing, but that's the last time I go to a liposuction party!'

Spa: Pamper yourself.

"I figured as long as I was having the thorn taken out of my paw, might as well have a body scrub and get my mane redone."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'My other son got me a gift card to the hardware store.'

'It would seem that grooming one another is very important in maintaining social order.'

'I saved for months, but I can now afford to have a pedicure...'

'Rare, medium or well done?'

"Take it from me...you've got to exfoliate."

'Mom's Spa'

'Can you a bit of paint on these?'

"You can grow old gracefully. I'm fighting it every inch of the way!"

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'I've been wallowing in mud my whole life and look at me.'

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

'I'm waiting for a face-lift.'

'Mom sure goes to the doctor a lot. She's always going to get something called her mani cured.'

Botox sharpei

"I've finally joined a gym but have decided to ease myself in - so I've booked a twice monthly pedicure."

'We're cutting staff - I'll keep your details on our file.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

Nail bar

Some of your spray tan came off in the pool.

'Er...the botox injections of Dorian Gray?'

'They haven't turned your clock back far enough!'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"What do you mean they screwed up at the hair removal salon, Rapunzel?"

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