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'I don't mind having turkey neck. It's the crow's feet I can't stand.'

'Too much botox, Mavis!'

Electrolysis Center

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.

'This won't hurt.'

'It takes longer every week - they're bound to raise their prices soon!'

'Botox is one thing, but that's the last time I go to a liposuction party!'

Spa: Pamper yourself.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"I figured as long as I was having the thorn taken out of my paw, might as well have a body scrub and get my mane redone."

Bozo and his wife Botox.

'My other son got me a gift card to the hardware store.'

'It would seem that grooming one another is very important in maintaining social order.'

'I saved for months, but I can now afford to have a pedicure...'

How people who have plastic surgery see themselves...

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

'I'm waiting for a face-lift.'

'Mom sure goes to the doctor a lot. She's always going to get something called her mani cured.'

Botox sharpei

'We're cutting staff - I'll keep your details on our file.'

"I've finally joined a gym but have decided to ease myself in - so I've booked a twice monthly pedicure."

'Can you a bit of paint on these?'

'I've been wallowing in mud my whole life and look at me.'

Botox secretary.

Beauty technician pulls off client's skin as well as leg hair during a waxing.

'Rare, medium or well done?'

"Take it from me...you've got to exfoliate."

'Mom's Spa'

"You can grow old gracefully. I'm fighting it every inch of the way!"

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'They haven't turned your clock back far enough!'

'Er...the botox injections of Dorian Gray?'

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"