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"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

Cold caller.

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'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

Sales company

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"I was supposed to prepare your year-end review but I figured youe sales chart would just save me the trouble."

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Blast it's raining!'

'Why do I think that someone has made up these numbers?'

"They're 60 per cent wool, 30 per cent nylon, 35 percent interest..."

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"No for your lifetime, just for ITS..."

"They're becoming very pushy these doorstep salesmen."

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

Extended warranty on the sales guy.

'The answer is still no. I'm not interested!'

'Good morning, Madam, I represent the last of a dying breed.'

Roy's no soliciting signs being sold by door to door salesman.

'Okay, okay!... I'll buy a few pegs!'

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