Sales Review Gifts

Looking for a memorable way to celebrate a sales review or motivate your team? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful items like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that highlight the joys and humor of closing deals. Perfect for transforming any sales milestone into a fun, inspiring moment, these products bring a lighthearted touch to business success and team spirit.

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"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..." mockup

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

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"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words." mockup

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me." mockup

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?' mockup

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.' mockup

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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"Here's what I'm gonna do."

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"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy." mockup

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

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Larry's used art

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'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.' mockup

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

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'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!' mockup

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other. mockup

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

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'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!' mockup

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

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"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling." mockup

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

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"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..." mockup

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

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"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..." mockup

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

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'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.' mockup

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

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"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

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"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!" mockup

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

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"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped." mockup

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

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"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?" mockup

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

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At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift. mockup

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

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"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!" mockup

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

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"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

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