Sales Interaction Observer Gifts

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

Terry had a computer bug.

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

St. Elmo's fired.

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Thanks, I'd like to accept the job, but what is the salary? Sorry, it's against company policy to disclose that!

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

In case of panic, push button.

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Unmanned drones.

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

'Fortunately, ideas like these don't come along everyday.'

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

Opioid Epidemic

'The problem is, you say no problem.'

"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you."

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

"We were hoping that you could work from work today."

'Your ad said you were looking for a people person.'

"You're grinding your teeth again."

'I'll be out of town next week, Ms. Doan. While I'm gone, please clean up my act.'

'The coup attempt will have to go on your permanent record.'