Sales Associates Pillows

Men's Clothing. Shirts. Sale. Yes, sir, one size does fit all, but it's not that size.

Sale today - 50% off everything!

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Killer Executive Suits.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Cut Price

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

The Salesman

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"You're never home."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"You know you're getting old when..."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

Brick Salesman

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"