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'You hit pay dirt because you're paying us dirt!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

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"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Johnson, I want you to track down the source of these rumors that we are going to be moving south of the border.'

'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

"An economic downturn has forced one company to become leaner and meaner! Even shutting down the office rumour mill, and throwing 27 people out of work!"

"Of course the extra costs of the 'minimum wage' has had an impact upon our recruitment policies...we have to be a lot more selective!"

'I knew my salary wasn't high enough until I felt deep abiding shame.'

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

'This alternative doctor of yours better be good!'

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'What's your threshold of pain when it comes to salary and benefits?'

'More money! Are you trying to take a rise out of me?'

"I'm glad you like your starting salary, Bradford. You'll be getting it for a long, long time ... "

"Of course we pay a living wage....as long as you only live four days a week!"

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

"Oh swimming around, eating fish.. what's your porpoise in life?"

'I'd like the IRS to collect more taxes from me. Would you give me a raise?'

"Hey, he puts food on the table."

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

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"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

"�627,000 a year. I'd like you to meet �885,000 a year."

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