Salary Review Time Pillows

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

"Is this about your raise?"

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

'What would you say to a salary increase?'

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

Office Competitions

"My appraisal says disappointing..." "But with a smiley face!"

'...And here's a graph showing which departments have the most jerks.'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

'I've reviewed your performance, Henderson - and I think it's time we tossed you a bone.'

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

"Average sales figures, average customer satisfaction, average punctuality. Mediocrity is certainly one of your major strengths, Jenkins."

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'You get paid for what you produce at work not what you produce at home.'