Salary Inequality Commentator Pillows

"That's not a company progress chart. That's the bosses salary!"

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

Oil in Nigeria.

'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"We'll discuss the ethics of the matter if you're sure you want to open that can of worms."

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

'I suppose you've often wondered what you'd do if you had my income.'

Native Headgear

What's a CEO's motivation?

Corona Vaccine

'The 'Hate Wall Street' bubble will eventually burst.'

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

"Damn shareholders are objecting to 'grotesquely inflated' executive pay... They want us to settle for 'outrageously inflated'!"

Inequality Protests

"...and many thanks to the public and politicians who made and still make the Paradise Papers Scandal possible. Allowing me to live a worry-free life at the expense of the taxpayer."

"Learn how to delegate!"

'Half the cabinet went to top schools and top universities, so what do they know?'

"Designer sheets...They must be in the 1%."

"but I thought I had another, an older one."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

"More?! More?! You want more?! You stinkin' socialist!"

"If you are paying us like penguins don't expect us to fly like reindeers."

'Get in there, $1,500,000, and pinch-hit for $3,250,000'

Fat banker