Salary Inequality Commentator Gifts

"That's not a company progress chart. That's the bosses salary!"

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

More Unequal Than Others

Oil in Nigeria.

It's Who You Know

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'

Pennybags Monster

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"We'll discuss the ethics of the matter if you're sure you want to open that can of worms."

'I suppose you've often wondered what you'd do if you had my income.'

'The 'Hate Wall Street' bubble will eventually burst.'

Native Headgear

What's a CEO's motivation?

Corona Vaccine

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

Inequality Protests

"...and many thanks to the public and politicians who made and still make the Paradise Papers Scandal possible. Allowing me to live a worry-free life at the expense of the taxpayer."

"Damn shareholders are objecting to 'grotesquely inflated' executive pay... They want us to settle for 'outrageously inflated'!"

'Half the cabinet went to top schools and top universities, so what do they know?'

"Designer sheets...They must be in the 1%."

"Learn how to delegate!"

"but I thought I had another, an older one."

"More?! More?! You want more?! You stinkin' socialist!"

Occupy God's Vacuum

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

Fat banker

'Sorry to be the one to tell you, Skidmore, but that 10 million dollar bonus we paid you last month was a computer error. We'll expect you back at work on the loading dock early monday morning.'

'Get in there, $1,500,000, and pinch-hit for $3,250,000'

"If you are paying us like penguins don't expect us to fly like reindeers."