Salamander Fan Pillows

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Lazy Octopus

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Nuts to you, too."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'