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The First Vegetarians.

Organic Salad

'After you with the camouflage.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

The Perfect Garden.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Souffle recipe book floats away.

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."

Gustav Mahler orders a salad.

"Would it help if I ate a salad?"

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

'Dear, what if tonight I add watercress, sorrel and purslane to our salad

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

Anatomy of a Salad

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

'Thousand Island.'

'Dressing the Salad. Why?'