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The First Vegetarians.

Organic Salad

'After you with the camouflage.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

The Perfect Garden.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

Souffle recipe book floats away.

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

Crab using a cocktail umbrella as a parasol on the beach.

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Gustav Mahler orders a salad.

"Would it help if I ate a salad?"

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

'Dear, what if tonight I add watercress, sorrel and purslane to our salad

Anatomy of a Salad

'Thousand Island.'

'Dressing the Salad. Why?'

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"