Saintly Sustainer Mugs

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Please Give

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

Next World Tours

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

Snowball Fight With Santa

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"