Spiritual Supporter Mugs

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

"You can offer a pledge, but not IOU's."

'Inflation hits Saint Thomas's'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Please Give

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Beggars on the street.

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

"Surprise!"

Zen and the Art of Skiing

'Ah - Mr. Figgs - you used to work for that bank - anything for the church fete?'

Inside the Huddle

"I think the vicar's taking things too far."

Trans Rights are Human Rights

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"Pack me a lunch Mom, I'm off to the mission field."

"Not fair, he's got a bigger cushion."

"Nice reading glasses."

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

Rolf Fusco Receives A Text Message From God

'Your baptism will bring you closer to God!'

'We really should talk about how time constraints preclude applying the skills we were taught, to deal with spiritual distress, but I have to run.'

'And in conclusion, I'd like to say - it's been a pleasure talking to you.'