Sailor Surprise Seeker Pillows

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

WHACK!

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Tree Squirrel

Sailor boy

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

My First Boat

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

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'Special Delivery!'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"