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Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Modern Major General

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Kenny Dalglish

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Countess

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Don Pasquale

God save the Queen.

The Firebird

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Ambrogio

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

Louis XIV

Fancy Dress Box

"Perhaps this one, sir."

'A fat little man with a red cloak' (Braham at St James' Theatre)

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

"Sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."

Soprano

Top Hat

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'Don't leave behind any D-N-A. Or E-Y-E, A-R-M or L-E-G.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'So what do you do?'

'It's not mine.'

Manon Lescaut

Scared trick or treaters flee from Dracula's house.

A bit of serious pantomime. - A message from the Lords.

A Jack Tar

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'