Sailing Survivalist Mugs

Distress calls.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Arf! Arf!'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Desert Island Mishap

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Working Environment

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.