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"Some dude just picked my pocket!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Bobbies library of jeans

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Great tights!"

Cowboy

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

Builders fashion range

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

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"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

"You want to be a WHAT?"

Jeans Styles

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

Puffer Jacket

Mom jeans, boyfriend jeans, Mom's boyfriend jeans

'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'

"How come you never wear blue jeans, Tia Carmen? Don't you like them?"

'New skinny jeans?'

Dieting Options: Non-fat, low-fat, stretch pants.

Sorry gents. You gotta wear a jacket to get in.