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"Some dude just picked my pocket!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

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"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Great tights!"

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

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"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

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'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

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'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

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"How come you never wear blue jeans, Tia Carmen? Don't you like them?"

Dieting Options: Non-fat, low-fat, stretch pants.

Sorry gents. You gotta wear a jacket to get in.