Saga Devotee T-Shirts

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Overjumpers

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Camouflage Unit

Free Little Library

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"I think it would look better over there!"

Turkey Owl

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

Looking Daggers

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

The majestic North American Care-a-boo.

Head For Business

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

"I miss real mountains."

'This alternative doctor of yours better be good!'

Alien with Dad Disguise Kit.

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."