Safety Sign Sage Gifts

Beware of Falling Notice.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

One way only.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Aways the victim."

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

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Warning! Contains Salt...

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

Door Security - Head Hitter.

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

Solicitor personal injury specialist - "So, you were at work when you tripped over the Health and Safety officer."

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

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Beware of dog (bomb vest)