Safety Sign Sage Gifts

No, I don't see any construction, either. Hard hat area.

Beware of Falling Notice.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

One way only.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Aways the victim."

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

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Warning! Contains Salt...

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

The question "Is it safe to be on that thing?" means something different today than it did a year ago.

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

Door Security - Head Hitter.

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

Solicitor personal injury specialist - "So, you were at work when you tripped over the Health and Safety officer."

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

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