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'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Sand danger

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

No Smoking.

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Rusk Assessment Form

Airplane Seatbelts

Work Safety - Chemicals.

Watch Your Step

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Deer Crossing.

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

'Ahem. No txtng PLZ."

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

"Jeffrey, this is Marcus, your new Stunt Double. He'll be riding your tricycle for you from now on."