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'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Sand danger

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Crash Test Dummy Blues

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

No Smoking.

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Rusk Assessment Form

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Airplane Seatbelts

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Watch Your Step

Deer Crossing.

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

'Ahem. No txtng PLZ."

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."