Safety Quirk Pillows

Mash-test Dummies.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Safety Barriers

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Fire door.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

Jet Turbine Testing Area

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Living life dangerously 2010.

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Security at the Smaller Airports

'I baked it especially for you.'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion