Safety Monitors Mugs

"You spoil that child!"

Now 7 days since anybody ate anybody. Let's keep it going!

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

The new global mantra flag for the future

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Nuclear waste.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

The hall of bad ideas.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Wear a helmet

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

The proper way to wear your mask