Safety Gear Crusaders Pillows

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Cricket Accidents.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Rusk Assessment Form

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Watch Your Step

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

Deer Crossing.

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

Safety last.

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"Not again!"

"Jeffrey, this is Marcus, your new Stunt Double. He'll be riding your tricycle for you from now on."