Safety Gear Crusaders Mugs

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Cricket Accidents.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Rusk Assessment Form

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Watch Your Step

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

Deer Crossing.

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

Safety last.

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

"There! Caught another idiot using his phone whilst driving."

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.