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Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

Drunks brought into A&E: Alcohol and Emergent Sick.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Athlete

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'You've over simplified the accident book.'

Dual Airbags

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

Computer cables as fire ladder.

'I do love you, but anything you say, ever, will be remembered and may be used in evidence against you.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'Don't get involved.'

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

'I took a short cut.'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

'The hook was too dangerous.'

"The finale should be good"

'So, what's it like to lick a light socket, Mr. Safety?'

'Emergency actually refers to a core meltdown, not a stuck bag of chips.'

'Silly me - I didn't stand back!'

Warning! Don't leave your crocodile unanttended at any time!

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

I brake for EVERYTHING.