Safety Drill Comedians Prints

"What are you lookin' at? Never seen a routine fire drill before?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

Drunks brought into A&E: Alcohol and Emergent Sick.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Athlete

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

Spawn of Satan on board.

'You've over simplified the accident book.'

Dual Airbags

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

Computer cables as fire ladder.

Falling Rock Zone

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'Don't get involved.'

'I took a short cut.'

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

'I do love you, but anything you say, ever, will be remembered and may be used in evidence against you.'

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

'The hook was too dangerous.'

"The finale should be good"

'So, what's it like to lick a light socket, Mr. Safety?'

No, I don't see any construction, either. Hard hat area.

I brake for EVERYTHING.

'Silly me - I didn't stand back!'

'Emergency actually refers to a core meltdown, not a stuck bag of chips.'

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."