Safety Conscious Rebel Pillows

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Tough Teddies

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

The Surly Yoof

Australian punk

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

The serious corporation

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

What?

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

What to do if the kids take away your car.