Safety-conscious Celebrant T-Shirts

Covid Birthday

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Bubbly

First Aid Box

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Passover Plague

Dog with balloon, y-fronts, and party hat

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

Man hiding under the table as Champane is popped open.

Rabbit With Flower.

Simian CPR Class. Those of you who pound your chest regularly will find this easier than others.

Christmas jig

"I'm the designated driver."

"Thats where the party budget ran out."

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Baubles

santa claus megaphone.

Pandemic Birthday Cakes: Blowing out candles not allowed!

Queen Mum (colour)

'I limit myself to just one glass of wine a day...'

Celebrations in the chat rooms

Santa in a secure grotto.

55th Birthday

I Love My Mum

'Wait a second...I think I left my straightener on.'

Brain Cheering

Dragon Boat Festival

Merry Christmask