Safety Conscious Celebrator T-Shirts

"I'm the designated driver."

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Cardiac Recovery.

Bubbly

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

Let's Celebrate

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Jumping Man

With Compliments

Westminster: The after-party

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

Party Time!

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

First Aid Box

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"It's called being preemptive."

Final Exams Tip

"Footballers do this when they score"

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Wine Party

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Chateau Mouton Rothschild '76"? Don't you have anything new and improved?

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

What?

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...