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Abuse of the very old & very young -or- The weakest sheep is the wolf's dinner

"Someone is at the front door."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

High security Santa's grotto

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Where was the TSA?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Man using to much bug spray

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I need to know who started it."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

On the brink.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'