Safe Lovers Prints

AIDS prevention

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

WHO checklist

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Geekasaurus.

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

'I need a Vacation.'

Happy Valentine!

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

'My member requires some interest.'

Snakeboarding.

"Take a parable."

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

'It must be love, when he kisses me, my heart quakes 5.7 on the richter scale.'

Petting in the park.

"The problem is, all I think about is sex, all you think about is amphimixis."

'This is a killer hole!'

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

Danger - Quicksand.

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

Crash-test angel

Adan and Eve.

'Oh my gosh!!! What are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!'