Quiet Lovers Prints

'What's a vice-girl like you doing in a place like this?'

Hush puppy.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

"Showoff"

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

She required plenty of personal space.

"It is my place!"

James decided to stay in that night.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Muzak's Top 10

Confucius say: shut up.

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Meditation Center

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

Computer with moon screensaver

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Free Little Library

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."

Back in 20 mins

"Shh, too much racket."