Quiet Lovers Prints

'What's a vice-girl like you doing in a place like this?'

Hush puppy.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

"Showoff"

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"It is my place!"

James decided to stay in that night.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Muzak's Top 10

Confucius say: shut up.

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Meditation Center

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Computer with moon screensaver

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

Free Little Library

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"I forgot to charge him."

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."

"Oh, thank God!"

"Shh, too much racket."