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WHO checklist

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

New arrival

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Boozing and Cruising

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"That was some climax, Hon."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.