Intimacy Advocates T-Shirts

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Sauvignon Bonk

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Pyjama party

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

WHO checklist

Kiss

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Global Positioning Manual

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Domestic Pardners

"Arouse Me!"

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

'Henry, cut that out.'

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

Love

Romantic Coffee Dates

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"And this is my life support system."

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Heart To Heart

Love for the family

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"Was it funny for you?"