Sexual Health Advocate T-Shirts

Promote the use of condoms.

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

"So neither a shower nor a grower?"

Viagra falls

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

Dexter believed in practicing safe head.

Tele Condom

'Well yes, Patricia. This story did take place before the advent of the pill.'

'Mrs. Tilley, the responsible thing to do is trace the origin of your STD. Now does your boyfriend work in a home or a public park?'

Safe Sex

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

WHO checklist

New arrival

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccine

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Prostate: 51st State

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Desert Dermatologist

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."