Safari Hunter Pillows

Once close to extinction, the majestic gazebo makes a comeback.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Romantic Giraffes

"Look, a bug!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Giraffe Selfie

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Eat me"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Thug life on safari.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Giraffe Portrait

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Zoo animals.

Elephant ass selfie.

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'