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Children's Parties

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Yearbook

'What clan do you belong to?'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Get crazy once in a while

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown Wife

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Only Clowns

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Seriously?"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Turn your head and laugh.

Monster Clown

Clown walks balloon dog

A skip full of fools.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."