Sacred Scripture Lover Pillows

'No, I don't think they could use a rewrite!'

"Meet the scribe"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

John Bunyan

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Little Known Moments In History

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"That's our new church mascot."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Holy Bible

Jesus wept

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"Its risk free, we've got Goliath"

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

'Can I hold? Hey, I've got 40 days and 40 nights.'

'Do you have any coupons?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Two of everything on Noah's ark.