Sack Race Champ Mugs

'Is this your first sack race?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Canine conundrum.

"Must get a longer cable."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

The birth of junk mail.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

Robotic man mowing the lawn

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

'Dear, perhaps your debut can wait until you're further along in your fitness program.'

Congratulations for male runner

Leaf rake - wider than space

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Anyone can sell. It's keeping it sold that's the art.'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

'We can't keep calling time out and meeting on the mound. Eventually the ump is going to get suspicious...'

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

Caution.

Let's revisit Atlas' punishment

Recyclable Coffins

'Sure, I catch it once in a while, but nothing beats the chase.'

Shovelling snow out of a car.

"They're padded shorts: yes, your butt looks big."

Gorilla cheating in the sack race.

"Treat me like a car!"

"History again! Is there no end to it?"

Sack Race Cheat.