Race Day Champion Mugs

Caution.

'Your shoe's untied.'

A day at the races

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

First past the post.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Bradley Wiggins

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Get a life

'Well, did you win or what?'

Congratulations for male runner

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

The Tortoise and NASCAR.

Hurdles with Steps

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'Ha! Fake out!'

Jed was a serious gamer...so on race days, he would always dress for speed!!

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

Formula One eco helmet

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

"I'm psyched!"

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

Bus rally tour

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

"This year I'm TWICE as likely to win."

Drug testing for Tour de France.