Saber-toothed Tigers Mugs

"Far out, they're literally playing with fire! No way they can survive as a species if they're so risk prone!"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

Tiger

'Where did we go wrong?'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Sleeping Tiger

'Clients can get a little tricky at these product analysis sessions.'

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

"No - you put the cat out."

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

"Dad, what is anthropomorphism?"

'They were in the lab fooling around, and suddenly Greg found himself in possession of some tiger genes.'

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

"We really need to do something about the lawn."

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

The Year of the Tigger

"I've heard that this binge-eating is not the best way to go about it."

"The tests have come back and don't show that your bones have any specially beneficial qualities: I don't understand why the poachers are after you..."

"Tiger takes home a record prize money payout at the Masters. Buxom blondes across the globe rejoice."

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

'Big cat? I told you we overfeed our cat.'

'He's an army brat.'