Saber-toothed Tigers Pillows

"Far out, they're literally playing with fire! No way they can survive as a species if they're so risk prone!"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

Tiger

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Sleeping Tiger

'Clients can get a little tricky at these product analysis sessions.'

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

"No - you put the cat out."

"We really need to do something about the lawn."

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

"Dad, what is anthropomorphism?"

'They were in the lab fooling around, and suddenly Greg found himself in possession of some tiger genes.'

"I've heard that this binge-eating is not the best way to go about it."

"Tiger takes home a record prize money payout at the Masters. Buxom blondes across the globe rejoice."

"The tests have come back and don't show that your bones have any specially beneficial qualities: I don't understand why the poachers are after you..."

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

Why prehistoric people didn't grow old...

'Big cat? I told you we overfeed our cat.'

'Boo.'