S.o.s Specialists Mugs

Castaway can't remembers how to write S.O.S.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Soup of the month.

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Office Park

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Tartar sauce.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Swimming Champion.

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Waiting staff

Trust Your Doctor

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

Niche Marketing

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

'If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already doing it..'

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

Neither Here nor There

Antonio Carluccio.

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'