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"I spend so much time here at the office, I sold my home. Now I live in this RV in the parking lot."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Fishing Tales

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I heard they mate for life."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Frog flirting.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'