Rut Reflector T-Shirts

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

Corona measures

All Metamorphosed And No Place To Go.

'Alice, call the emergency doctor! I just thought 'Hey, I've made enough money!''

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

"Behave sensibly!"

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

"I've been to the office..."

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

Retirement...Retirement...

In Isolation

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

No Christmas Lockdown

"Looking back at it now I wish I'd made more garbage."

Would be interested in a job inspecting mirrors? I could see myself doing that.

"I'm going to have to delay any further unlocking."

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."

"I really thought that I'd get out more once the Ice Age ended."

'When I was your age, the closest thing I had to texting was spelling things out in my alphabet soup.'

"I'm back from my class reunion. Everyone else was unemployed,"

'If the truth will set you free, what's the deal with the Fifth Amendment?'

"School today, school tomorrow... School next week, school next month... Sometimes, when I think about where I'm going...I can't help but feel that maybe I've already been there."

Transient Inebriant

Depression.