Rustic Traveler Pillows

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Easter Island legs

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Airport Security.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Vaccination Passport

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

Rainbow/Horizon

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

A bit of Newlyn.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Anything to declare?'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Touring Holidays - On the P***