Rustic Traveler Mugs

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Easter Island legs

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Vaccination Passport

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Rainbow/Horizon

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'Anything to declare?'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Hotel mini-bar.