Rustic Retreat Seeker Pillows

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'

The Attorney Barn

Early American Think tank

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Country Bumpkin.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

Opening the Barrel

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"I need a gap year."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

Olive Tree

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

The Rudges' peaceful home

Spring Training

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Rustic Campgrounds.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Ocean sounds $1.00