Rustic Homestead Dreamer Gifts

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

D.I.Y

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

An English Gold Field

Man building a tree house

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Myspace then and now.

"No wonder it was so affordable."

The Rudges' peaceful home

"No student debt, a cappuccino maker-- all I need is a tiny house and I'll be living the retirement dream."

Country life

A Bubble of Countryside.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Book Shop: DYI section

Moonbillies.

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

"We're interested in a five bath, one bedroom that's on the water."

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Affordable housing

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

Early American Think Tank.

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

'You wanted a home where the buffalo roam...'

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'